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#673 Alia Zanetsu

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Posté 21 septembre 2017 - 17:26

Espèces de... Devs T^T


Retrouvé \o/


#674 Dr_Windu

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Posté 21 septembre 2017 - 17:39

Espèces de... Devs T^T


'nuf said.
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We did not invent the Algorithm. The Algorithm consistently finds Chaos.
The Algorithm is banned in China. The Algorithm killed Lycos.
The Algorithm is under GPL. The Algorithm constantly finds Chaos.
This is not the Algorithm. This is close.

#675 Dr_Windu

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Posté 11 octobre 2017 - 16:23

Rito plz

Extrait :

This problem was compounded by the various clock implementations present. Different clock instances would end up running at different rates as the game went on. We even had specialized code in the game that applied magic number multipliers to correct for drift between clock instances.


Oh yeah, baby.
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We did not invent the Algorithm. The Algorithm consistently finds Chaos.
The Algorithm is banned in China. The Algorithm killed Lycos.
The Algorithm is under GPL. The Algorithm constantly finds Chaos.
This is not the Algorithm. This is close.

#676 Dr_Windu

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Posté 02 novembre 2017 - 10:22

drfred@holly:~$ python3
Python 3.5.3 (default, Jan 19 2017, 14:11:04) 
[GCC 6.3.0 20170118] on linux
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> x = "∞"
>>> x.__sizeof__()
40
>>> int(x)
Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module>
ValueError: invalid literal for int() with base 10: '∞'
>>> x.__sizeof__()
44
>>> 
It begins...
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We did not invent the Algorithm. The Algorithm consistently finds Chaos.
The Algorithm is banned in China. The Algorithm killed Lycos.
The Algorithm is under GPL. The Algorithm constantly finds Chaos.
This is not the Algorithm. This is close.

#677 Depeche Schtroumpf

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Posté 02 novembre 2017 - 13:41

Python3 tient compte de la dilatation de l'univers, c'tout.



#678 Dr_Windu

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Posté 14 novembre 2017 - 11:09

Quand tu penses avoir tout vu lorsque :
return
{
    ...
}

// Équivaut à "return; { ... };"
Tu découvres que l'horreur va en fait toujours plus loin :
return a
(
   ...
)

// Équivaut à "return a( ... );"
M'enfin ?!

drfred@holly:~$ echo """
a = ... [REDACTED]
b = ... [REDACTED]
x = a+b
[1].toString()
""" > foo.js
drfred@holly:~$ js foo.js -strict -fatal warnings
drfred@holly:~$ # kthxbai.
PS : Si vous voulez des noms de variables du genre "wtf?", c'est presque-possible ! (Not-actually-a-rant.)
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We did not invent the Algorithm. The Algorithm consistently finds Chaos.
The Algorithm is banned in China. The Algorithm killed Lycos.
The Algorithm is under GPL. The Algorithm constantly finds Chaos.
This is not the Algorithm. This is close.

#679 Dr_Windu

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Posté 14 novembre 2017 - 12:11

drfred@holly:~$ js
js> t = [1,2,3,4,5]
1,2,3,4,5
js> print (t[2])
3
js> print (t[5/2])
undefined
js> quit() // Fuck it.
jrwebdev@jsworld:~$ js
js> t = [1,2,3,4,5]
1,2,3,4,5
js> print (t[Math.floor(5/2)])
3
js> print (t[5/2>>0])
3
js> print (t[~~(5/2)])
3
...

Pour ceux qui n'auraient pas remarqué l'alias du terminal : le deuxième bloc correspond aux meilleures solutions considérées comme "normales" par la communauté JS.
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We did not invent the Algorithm. The Algorithm consistently finds Chaos.
The Algorithm is banned in China. The Algorithm killed Lycos.
The Algorithm is under GPL. The Algorithm constantly finds Chaos.
This is not the Algorithm. This is close.

#680 RP

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Posté 16 novembre 2017 - 19:02

C'est vachement bien : https://hackernoon.c...16-d3a717dd577f



#681 Dr_Windu

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Posté 21 novembre 2017 - 15:13

I <3 Linux.
 
drfred@cortana:~$ man
What manual page do you want?

drfred@cortana:~$ date
Mon Nov 20 23:47:59 CET 2017
drfred@cortana:~$ echo "Wait for it..."
Wait for it...
drfred@cortana:~$ date
Tue Nov 21 00:30:06 CET 2017

drfred@cortana:~$ man
gimme gimme gimme
What manual page do you want?
Obviously, this broke someone's workflow. True story.

Modifié par Dr_Windu, 21 novembre 2017 - 15:22.
Dumbass SHL by IPB of shit.

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We did not invent the Algorithm. The Algorithm consistently finds Chaos.
The Algorithm is banned in China. The Algorithm killed Lycos.
The Algorithm is under GPL. The Algorithm constantly finds Chaos.
This is not the Algorithm. This is close.

#682 RP

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Posté 22 novembre 2017 - 07:59

Arg le gars qui pose la question sur SO est pas fut fut. C'est tellement évident comme easter egg !

En tout cas sympa  :lol:



#683 Dr_Windu

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Posté 22 novembre 2017 - 12:14

Boah, évident, c'est relatif. Par exemple, je suis sûr à 97% qu'Aranud n'a aucune idée de pourquoi la commande "man" imprime le message « gimme gimme gimme » après minuit.

Explication alternative : le gars a très bien compris pourquoi ce message est là, mais il profite de l'occasion pour partager le WTF.
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We did not invent the Algorithm. The Algorithm consistently finds Chaos.
The Algorithm is banned in China. The Algorithm killed Lycos.
The Algorithm is under GPL. The Algorithm constantly finds Chaos.
This is not the Algorithm. This is close.

#684 Dr_Windu

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Posté 07 décembre 2017 - 00:09

commit f860eeadf98319dede87aa142e5ac6a51e48411e
Author: redacted <redacted@example.com>
Date:   Thu Dec 7 00:06:14 2017 +0100

    Implemented flux capacitor.

commit 7ff39883e978ee0f77e925e85d7490f40594fa78
Author: redacted <redacted@example.com>
Date:   Thu Dec 7 00:07:28 2017 +0100

    Plugged leak in flux capacitor.
J'ai toujours rêvé de devenir un savant fou... et je l'ai fait !

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We did not invent the Algorithm. The Algorithm consistently finds Chaos.
The Algorithm is banned in China. The Algorithm killed Lycos.
The Algorithm is under GPL. The Algorithm constantly finds Chaos.
This is not the Algorithm. This is close.


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